>>Christmas Eve in Brooklyn
>>
>>
>>'Twas the night before Christmas,
>>Da whole house was mellow,
>>Not a creature was stirrin',
>>I had a gun unda my pillow.
>>
>>When up on da roof'
>>I heard somethin' pound,
>>I sprung to da window,
>>To scream, "YO! Keep it down!"
>>
>>
>>When what to my
>>Wanderin' eyes should appear,
>>But dat hairy elf Vinny,
>>And eight friggin' reindeer.
>>
>>Wit' a bad hackin' cough,
>>And da stencha burped beer,
>>I knew in a moment
>>Yo, da Kringle wuz here!
>>
>>Wit' a slap to dere snouts,
>>And a yank on dere manes,
>>He cursed and he shouted,
>>And he called dem by name.
>>
>>"Yo Tony, Yo Frankie,
>>Yo Sally, Yo Vito,
>>Ay Joey, Ay Paulie,
>>Ay Pepe, Ay Guido!"
>>
>>As I drew out my gun
>>And hid by da bed,
>>Down came his friggin' boot
>>On da top a my head.
>>
>>His eyes were all bloodshot,
>>His b.o. wuz scary,
>>His breath wuz like sewage,
>>He had a mole dat wuz hairy.
>>
>>He spit in my eye,
>>And he twisted my head,
>>He soon let me know
>>I should consider myself dead.
>>
>>Den pointin' a fat finga
>>Right unda my nose,
>>He let out some gas,
>>And up da chimney he rose.
>>
>>He sprang to his sleigh,
>>Obscenities screaming,
>>And away dey all flew,
>>Before he troo dem a beatin'.
>>
>>But I heard him exclaim,
>>Or better yet grump,
>>"Merry Christmas to all, and
>> Bite me, ya hump!"